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Birthed Jokes

The lady who birthed babies started questioning her career choice.

I think she was going through a midwife crisis.
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45 year old me: "Doctor, I have post birth depression." Doctor: "But you haven't birthed."

Me: "But I was born"

The pot that gave birth

Edit: this joke is from the famous turkish humorous character Nasreddin Hoca. Hope you like.

One day Nasreddin borrows a cooking pot from his neighbor and while returning he puts a smaller pot inside it.

When the neighbor asks what that means, he replies “The pot gave birth and deliver...

What do you say to your friend who's just birthed a revolution?

Molotov!

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