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Name for a PTSD support group

I just got kicked out of my support group for those chronically depressed with PTSD. We were trying to think up a group name, apparently 'The Suicide Squad' isn't considered appropriate.

what do you call a pastry with PTSD

a shookie

Why does 10 have PTSD?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11.

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My underwear has PTSD

It's true. It's seem some shit

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My grandfather, a Vietnam veteran,hooked up with a Viet girl a few years after the war.

He told me the story of how they met at a bar, and how he took her home that night, and how he began having PTSD flashbacks as soon as she undressed.

"Why's that?" I asked him.

"It was just like the war," he said. "I couldn't see the Vietnamese in all the bush."

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Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

Which city suffers from PTSD?

Warsaw.

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Me PTSD therapists said time heals every wound

So I stabed him 37 times now we wait.

It’s true raising children can give you PTSD.

Parental Tics, Schizophrenia and Day-Drinking.

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

Many veterans experience PTSD from the loud bangs of fireworks around holidays like 4th of July and New Years. My advice to them is to use noise-cancelling headphones, Netflix, and pharmaceutical-grade weed.

Just like the children of Kabul.

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A Great Classic is a classics for a reason.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?


Because 7 ate 9!

Why does 10 suffer from PTSD?


Because the poor son of a bitch was right in the middle of 9/11.

Why doesnt Doomguy/slayer have PTSD?

***He*** is the traumatic event.

Scientific Quacks say that water has memory...

If that is true than the water that was in my toilet must have severe PTSD.

What do you get when you spell “man” backwards?

PTSD

How many billionaires does it take to become a superhero?

Three. Two to get shot , and the third to get severe PTSD.

Police found a man dead, hanging from the rafters, in an apparent suicide.

Inside the pocket of his trousers was a note explaining the reasoning behind his suicide. The note explained that he lead a straight edge life style and that he was suffering from PTSD for three months, ever since his friends forced him to smoke weed with them.

He was unable to handle the st...

I'm not saying me and my partner are freaky in bed......

....But our memory foam mattress has PTSD.

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Dog walks into a bar

The bartender asks “What can I get you?” The dog doesn’t say anything, because dogs can’t talk.

The bartender realizes that trying to have a conversation with a dog is a sign that something might be going wrong with him mentally, so he goes to see a therapist. The therapist diagnoses him wit...

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Old enough to serve, not old enough to be served: the Army and Alcohol

There was a thread a while back where a pun thread took off; it was about the moral hypocrisy of being allowed to put your life at risk fighting in war, while simultaneously not being allowed to drink alcohol.

While I detest most pun threads, this one seemed entertaining to me for some reason...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Six was never the same after the war. The metallic clang of a dumpster closing and a garbage truck in the morning would bring him back to the enemy tanks running over innocent houses and villages whilst he and his surviving mates hid cowering in the bushes waiting for the metallic monstrosities to p...

Why does Jesus avoid the hardware store?

PTSD

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