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What do you call Anorexia girl with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

I cannot believe no ones come up with a cure for anorexia yet.

I thought it would be a piece of cake!

My doctor told me I suffer from Anorexia...

... like it's not enough that I'm fat.

I just watched a documentary about anorexia.

The research was a little thin.

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My therapist told me I might have anorexia.

As if I don't already have enough on my plate.

What did the winner of the anorexia contest receive?

Atrophy

What do you call a fish with anorexia?

A fishstick.

I beat Anorexia today

People keep coming up with weirder names for their children.

What's the Difference Between an American Anorexia Patient and a British Anorexia Patient?

One develops an illness, starts losing pounds, and seeks treatment; the other develops an illness, seeks treatment, and starts losing pounds.

A mathematician starts to get dangerously underweight, so he goes to the dietitian.

The dietitian diagnoses him with anorexia and tells him to try to eat three square meals a day.

Well, now he's dangerously overweight.

I had to specify an IT system for the local anorexia clinic.

I recommended a thin client architecture.

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