Bike Race Jokes - 3 Hilarious Bike Race Jokes

Did you hear about the bike race that goes all the way across Norway and Sweden?

It ends at the Finnish line.

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I won a bike race when no-one thought I could

Apart from Siri, she was routing for me throughout the whole journey

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Puns I have constructed in the past few days.

I'm gonna go to the dentist again. I just couldn't get my filling!

I told a cube to start rolling. Basically, I told it to die.

A chemist joined a bike race. I think the race was called, "Torr de France"

Our ships had to be downgraded, so the General Quarters became the General ...

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