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I rolled for Perception with advantage, and both were crits...

Guess you could say I've got 20 / 20 vision.

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Around 90% of sea creatures have yet to be discovered.

Alright then, keep your sea crits.

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What do you call a PETA member that shoots a hippopotamus in the head?

A hippo-crit.

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Why is the ocean so unknown?

Because it has many sea crits.

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I know a guy who writes reviews of hippopotamuses despite the fact he always told me he was against rating animals.

He’s a hippo-crit.

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Hippos are one of the most aggressive animals in all of Africa. What do you call it when a hippo kills something in one bite?

A hippo-crit.

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