I rolled for Perception with advantage, and both were crits...
Guess you could say I've got 20 / 20 vision.
Around 90% of sea creatures have yet to be discovered.
Alright then, keep your sea crits.
What do you call a PETA member that shoots a hippopotamus in the head?
A hippo-crit.
Why is the ocean so unknown?
Because it has many sea crits.
I know a guy who writes reviews of hippopotamuses despite the fact he always told me he was against rating animals.
He’s a hippo-crit.
Hippos are one of the most aggressive animals in all of Africa. What do you call it when a hippo kills something in one bite?
A hippo-crit.
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