PSA: Don't tell this joke in a 100miles of Charlotte Motor speedway.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
I just wanted a drink.
Stopped at Speedway to buy a drink. When I pulled in, I noticed these two cops watching a woman who was smoking while fueling up. I'm thinking, "Wow...what an idiot! The police are standing right there!" I go in and get my drink. As I was paying, I hear someone scream, "Look outside!" OMG!! The w...