...and one says to the other, as they turn down a side street "I've never come this way before!" And the other replies "yes! It's the cobblestones!"
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My first blowjob was like my first bike ride....
Two bruised knees, a sore jaw and my father telling me I was really good for a first timer
A group of nuns from a local convent were out for their Sunday bike ride through the suburbs
They were quite a site, seven in a row on one of those seven seater tandem bikes, headed, of course by a Mother Superior. They went over a speed bump. In unison, they all let out an excited "OOOOOOOOOH!' The Mother Superior turned around and looked at them sternly. She admonished the nuns, "Sisters,...
A boy goes for a bike ride.
A boy goes for a ride, taking his brand new bike out on the mountain trail. He goes up a hill and down a hill and round a bend and through a tunnel and over a bridge and across a road, until he finds himself near an old monastery. As he pulls up, a car comes racing out of nowhere and slams into a tr...
Two nuns go on a bike ride through town...
As they ride through an alley, the younger nun turns to the elder and says, "I've never come this way before!"
The elder nun replies, "That's because it's cobblestones, dear."
ba-dum CHING. My granny told me that one this weekend.
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