Did you hear about tandem camping being banned in all national parks?
Turned out it was two in tents to be allowed.
Policeman stops a tandem.
Excuse me sir. I think you've lost your wife back down the road.
Thank god for that. I thought I'd gone deaf.
Two Nuns riding home from church on a tandem bicycle...
Suddenly the nun in front steers the bike down a very bumpy road - not their normal rout.
Curious, the nun on the back asks, "Have you come this way before, sister?"
Nun in front replies, "Yes... I think it's the *cobblestones!"*
They’re saying kids are having more tantrums during COVID.
So would that be a Pantrum or a Tandemic?
Three surgeons are sitting in a bar...
discussing which people are their favorite to operate on.
The first surgeon looks at the other two, and tells them that his favorite patients are librarians. The other two then ask him why.
"Well," he begins, "I like librarians, because their insides are always filed away in alphabeti...
Today I was jumping with a parachute for the first time and I was scared to death.
It began when the guy who was in the tandem with me asked me how long am I working as an instructor.
I hate bikes that carry two people.
I can't tandem.
So these two pieces of Interstate highway are drinking at the bar...
So these two pieces of Interstate highway are drinking at the bar. The first says "I'm I-10, baby! Atlantic to Pacific! Long and Strong. All day, traffic, truckers and they're flying along at ninty miles per hour. Cuz I'm the Best!" The other piece of highway snorts. "You got nothin! I'm I-95. Alway...
A blind man goes sky-diving.
A man, legally blind from birth decided that he wanted to live it up; to get out in the world and do things he'd always wanted to do, despite his disability. He'd start, he figured, with sky-diving; something he'd always been curious about.
So he signs up for a tandem dive, gets a proper orie...
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A group of philosophers entered a statue contest…
After an hour, their statue was ready. The judge walked up to see a row of tees in grass, with soccer balls sitting on top. The judge said, "Excellent work. As philosophers, I can see how you've incorporated your jobs into your piece. The soccer represents cooperation among mankind, to protect ...