A man is concerned about his wife's hearing

So he goes to the doctor. The doctor says, “Stand behind her and say something and tell me how close you are when she hears you.”

The man goes home, sees his wife in the kitchen, cutting carrots on the countertop. About 15 feet away he says, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” Nothing. He gets halfwa...

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What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef stroganoff!

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I told my 16 year old son could invite his friends to have dinner with us.

He went down to the basement and I heard him say “Hey guys, wanna stay for dinner, we’re eating a masterbating cow!”

So I yelled down “Don’t be an ass! It’s Beef stroganoff”

Why is it a good idea to ask a cow to help you move?

Because beef stroganoff

Why should you always knock before entering the Hamburger Helper Mascot’s room?

He might beef stroganoff.

Why did the tomato turn red?

It saw the beef stroganoff.

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A few I picked up...

JOKES!

A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "five drinks please"

What begins with a " C" ends with a "T" has a "U and a "N" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet in the middle.

Coconut

What do dentists call their X-rays?

Toothpicks

Dir...

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Cow jokes

**What do you call a three legged cow?**
*Tri tip*

**What do you call a cow with no legs?**
*Ground beef*

**What do you call a masturbating cow?**
*Beef Stroganoff*

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