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Tinned Jokes

What tinned food is best for protecting you from the rain?

Can of Peas

If you get a message from me about tinned meat, don’t open it...

It’s spam

FFS my Reddit has been hacked. Please ignore any messages you may get from me about tinned meat...

It’s spam

Supermarket

I went to a supermarket and I asked one of the employees there where they kept the tinned peaches. The employee said: "I'll see." and walked away. I asked another employee and they also said: "I'll see." and walked away.

In the end, I managed to find them myself in Aisle C.

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A woman at grocery store proceeds to the check out...

She greet the male cashier with a friendly smile and starts placing her groceries on the belt.

She places on the belt a single banana, a single serve tinned soup, and a microwave meal for one.

The cashier scans her items, turns to the lady and says “So, single are you?”

The ...

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