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Foie Jokes

We left the foie gras on the table and went to the other room. The foie gras called after us:

"You forgot me! What about me? What am I? Chopped liver?"

What do you call vegan foie gras?

faux gras

I wanted to order food from a fancy restaurant

I didn't want to leave the house, though, so I had them bring the food to me.

I ordered a medium rare steak and foie gras, but when the food arrived my foie gras was missing!

Furious, I drove over to the restaurant and demanded they give me my full order. They did, and before I left I ...
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