Bear Cat Jokes

But the fish don’t know that there is a bear watching him thinking

“That fly is gonna drop 6 in. Fish is gonna eat the fly, I’m gonna get the fish, and have myself a good meal”

But the bear don’t know that there is a hunter watching him, eating a sandwich, and the hunter thinks

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There once was a lake. A normal, blue-ish lake. 60 centimetres above that lake, flies a fly. A normal fly. 30 centimetres under the surface of the lake, a salmon is swimming.

The salmon think, if the fly flies 30 centimetres lower, I'll jump and eat the fly.

Close to the salmon, standi... read more

(Sorry for bad eanglish)

In the rive is a fish and the flhe tought to himself "if the fly would just come little bit lower i could jump and eat it"

On one of the sides is a bear and thinks to him self "if the fly would go lower the fish would jump and I could snach him"

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(Sorry for any mistakes, I am on mobile)
So, there is this fly who starts dropping down 4 feet. A fish is in the pond, and sees the fly, and thinks that if the fly drops 4 feet, then he can snatch the fly. A bear is nearby, and thinks that if the fly goes down 4 feet, and the fish eats him, then ... read more