I asked my mom if I could try to breast feed one more time.

It was a trip down mammary lane.

What did Ed Gein make his mattress out of?

Mammary foam

Have you heard about the new padded bra that's on the market?

It's made of Mammary Foam.

I met a guy who could remember every breast he’d ever seen

He had photographic mammary

The Tempur-pedic Mattress company has come out with a line of breast implants...

...They're mammary foam.

I try not to talk about my time in strip clubs.

It always brings up bad mammarys.

My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.

It’s forever burned in her mammary

Did you hear about the lady with breast cancer and amnesia?

She has mammary problems.

What’s the comfort support of choice for women’s bras?

Mammary Foam

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

Mines made of mammary foam

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I was just thinking about my ex girlfriend and how great her breasts were.

It was a real trip down mammary lane.

Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia.

After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss.

Where does Muscle Milk come from?

Muscle mammary

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