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My ex-wife had my name tattooed on her boob, but she had it removed.

I’ve been erased from her mammary.

Where do virtual cows store milk?

The random access mammary

Why do women have better memory than men?

Extra Mammary!!

I asked my mom if I could try to breast feed one more time.

It was a trip down mammary lane.

I met a guy who could remember every breast he’d ever seen

He had photographic mammary

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Did you know that Einstein married his Cousin

Did you know that Einstein married his Cousin,
Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919.?

At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because she was so well endowed".

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large mammary glands, the attraction...

What did Ed Gein make his mattress out of?

Mammary foam

My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.

It’s forever burned in her mammary

The Tempur-pedic Mattress company has come out with a line of breast implants...

...They're mammary foam.

I try not to talk about my time in strip clubs.

It always brings up bad mammarys.

Did you hear about the lady with breast cancer and amnesia?

She has mammary problems.

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

Mines made of mammary foam

What’s the comfort support of choice for women’s bras?

Mammary Foam

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I was just thinking about my ex girlfriend and how great her breasts were.

It was a real trip down mammary lane.

Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia.

After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss.

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