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Mammary Jokes

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Why are boobs soft and squishy?

Because they are made of mammary foam.

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My ex-wife had my name tattooed on her boob, but she had it removed.

I’ve been erased from her mammary.

Where do virtual cows store milk?

The random access mammary

I constantly have to remind my wife to not breast feed our son for so long. She always seems to forget that it causes bleeding…

… she has a tearable mammary.

(Sorry just a random dad joke I thought of today while in the shower. Not a true story)

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Where are pictures of boobs stored in computers?

Random access mammary!

I met a guy who could remember every breast he’d ever seen

He had photographic mammary

Why do women have better memory than men?

Extra Mammary!!

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Did you know that Einstein married his Cousin

Did you know that Einstein married his Cousin,
Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919.?

At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because she was so well endowed".

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large mammary glands, the attraction...

I asked my mom if I could try to breast feed one more time.

It was a trip down mammary lane.

My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.

It’s forever burned in her mammary

Have you heard about the new padded bra that's on the market?

It's made of Mammary Foam.

The Tempur-pedic Mattress company has come out with a line of breast implants...

...They're mammary foam.

I try not to talk about my time in strip clubs.

It always brings up bad mammarys.

Did you hear about the lady with breast cancer and amnesia?

She has mammary problems.

What’s the comfort support of choice for women’s bras?

Mammary Foam

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

Mines made of mammary foam

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I was just thinking about my ex girlfriend and how great her breasts were.

It was a real trip down mammary lane.

Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia.

After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss.

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss
 

I made this up myself!

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