A man is out playing golf

And having a real terrible time of it. He lands in a sandbar on the second hole, but as he's trying to wedge himself out a frog says "ribbit, 5 iron". The man shocked and annoyed at the suggestion, gives it a shot and smacks the ball hard as he can. The golfer expects this to have only been detrimen...

Two duck hunters on the Rio Grande...

one, a texan on the us side of the river and the other, a mexican on the other. a duck flies over, both shoot, the duck falls and lands on sandbar in the middle of the river. both men claim to have shot the duck, so the texan offers a solution. "lets start kickin' each other in the nuts till one of ...

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