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Spelling bee judge: "Your word is 'seaward'."

Contestant: "C-U-N..."

Judge: "DEAR GOD PLEASE STOP."
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In a lot of ways ships are like women.

And in a lot of ways they are not. If you get a new ship you can call her โ€œThe Seaward.โ€ But if you get a new wife you canโ€™t call her the c word.
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