There have been several small quakes in California since the beginning of the COVID19 outbreak, and scientists have determined that San Diego and Oceanside are now about 6 feet further apart.
They’re calling it SoCal distancing.
some hipster jokes
Q: What do you call a hipster with a speech impediment? A: Mumblr. Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool. Q: Why are all the ugly chicks hipsters? A: Because beauty is just too Mainstream!Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...