There have been several small quakes in California since the beginning of the COVID19 outbreak, and scientists have determined that San Diego and Oceanside are now about 6 feet further apart.

They’re calling it SoCal distancing.

The devil approaches a young lawyer...

He asks, "Are you sick of making less money than your cousin, the doctor, being taken advantage of and frustrated by the long hours?" The young lawyer says, "Yes!" The devil said, "Here's my offer: $1 million a year income, a penthouse in Manhattan, a private jet, an oceanside mansion and gorgeous...

some hipster jokes

Q: What do you call a hipster with a speech
impediment?
A: Mumblr. Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool. Q: Why are all the ugly chicks hipsters?
A: Because beauty is just too Mainstream!Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
...

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