...the bartender, in an equally deep voice, says, "Here you go."
I moment later, a man next to him says, in a high, squeaky voice, "I'll have a beer, too."
The bartender replies, also in a high squeaky voice, "Here you go."
"Hey," says the squeaky-voiced man, "Are you making fun...
[Better when spoken aloud:] A young man is nervous about his wedding night.
On the day of the wedding, he asks his dad what he should do. "It's easy, son. Just kiss her on the navel and tell her you love her."
So, that night, the newlyweds remove their clothes and get on the bed. The young man leans down, gently kisses his bride on the navel and says "I love you!"...
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