What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies?
A fart.
*dedicated to my dear departed Grandfather who told me this joke almost 40 years ago when I was a kid.*
When my wife sings...
Whenever my wife starts singing, i go outside so that my neighbors don't think that I'm hitting her.
John manages a band where his dog plays guitar and his cat sings
Everyone is amazed. No one understands how they're doing it and it becomes a huge hit. The band travels around the country and John makes a lot of money from the band's success.
Eventually, it catches wind in Italy and Berlusconi wants to hear the band live. He invites John to Rome and he com...
My uncle sings the praises of some large African mammals but complains non-stop about others.
He’s very hippocritical.
What bird never sings the lyrics to a song?
A hummingbird.
What computer monitor sings the best?
A Dell.
Sam was told not to sing
Samsung anyway
What is the name of Al Gore’s reggae band that sings about mathematics?
Al Gore Riddim
What type of tree sings the best?
A karaoaky
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80% of people masturbate in the shower, the rest sings a very specific song. Do you know what song that is?
No? Then I know what you’re doing in the shower
What is green, and sings
Elvis Parsley
What's big, gray, and sings jazz?
Elephantzgerald
Chess, the singing parrot
This guy goes into a pet shop looking for a bird. The shopkeeper brings him to a cage and tells him, “You won’t believe what this parrot Chess can do. He’s wonderfully talented, and his songs will blow your mind. Only $10,000.”
“That’s pretty steep,” he replies. “What’s so amazing about these...
What kind of PC sings really well?
A Dell
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