Sings Jokes - 14 Hilarious Sings Jokes

What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies?

A fart.

*dedicated to my dear departed Grandfather who told me this joke almost 40 years ago when I was a kid.*

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When my wife sings...

Whenever my wife starts singing, i go outside so that my neighbors don't think that I'm hitting her.

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John manages a band where his dog plays guitar and his cat sings

Everyone is amazed. No one understands how they're doing it and it becomes a huge hit. The band travels around the country and John makes a lot of money from the band's success.

Eventually, it catches wind in Italy and Berlusconi wants to hear the band live. He invites John to Rome and he com...

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My uncle sings the praises of some large African mammals but complains non-stop about others.

He’s very hippocritical.

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What bird never sings the lyrics to a song?

A hummingbird.

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What computer monitor sings the best?

A Dell.

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Sam was told not to sing

Samsung anyway

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What is the name of Al Gore’s reggae band that sings about mathematics?

Al Gore Riddim

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What type of tree sings the best?

A karaoaky

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80% of people masturbate in the shower, the rest sings a very specific song. Do you know what song that is?

No? Then I know what you’re doing in the shower

What is green, and sings

Elvis Parsley

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What's big, gray, and sings jazz?

Elephantzgerald

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Chess, the singing parrot

This guy goes into a pet shop looking for a bird. The shopkeeper brings him to a cage and tells him, “You won’t believe what this parrot Chess can do. He’s wonderfully talented, and his songs will blow your mind. Only $10,000.”

“That’s pretty steep,” he replies. “What’s so amazing about these...

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What kind of PC sings really well?

A Dell

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