The basketball coach storms into the president office and demands a raise..
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right then and there.
“Jesus Christ, man,” protested President Kubritski, “you already make more than the entire English department.” “Yeah, maybe so, but you don’t know what I have to put up with,” th...
Basic Psychology
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrol...
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Why Pro Athletes Can't Have Regular Jobs... (long but good)
1 Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."
2 New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, which...
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