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Loaner Jokes

A 2018 report showed that the vast majority of bankers have no close friends

Apparently they're all loaners

So What do you call a banker that has no friends?

A Loaner.... I’m just going to go to the bank and withdraw my life.

Why does a man who gives out money have no friends...

Because he’s a LOANER!

Why did the banker eat lunch by himself?

Because he was a loaner.

Bankers are so antisocial.

They're a bunch of loaners.

A Lawyer Walked Into a Bank to Get a Loan...

...and a bank employee assisted him with the requirements. The employee asked, "How much are you going to borrow, sir?"

"Five thousand dollars," the lawyer said.

"And when do you intend to pay it?" the bank employee asked.

"In 30 days."

"Okay, sir, we have a standard 18% ...

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Guy gets sent to prison for white-collar crime...

Guy gets sent to prison for white collar crime. It's his first sentence, so he decides to play it low key. His cellmate helpfully suggests if he has any questions he can just ask.

A month later, he says, "You know, I think I have the basic feel for the place, people to avoid, the guards...

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