We haven't found a solution for climate change yet, but...

...we're definitely getting warmer.

Climate change is such a joke...

Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up.

The real reason not to do anything against climate change

Just think how dumb we'd look in front of our children, if twenty years from now we discover climate change was in fact not real. We'd have cleaned the ocean and the cities, preserved the rain forests and millions of species, innovated in multiple industries, made the air breathable again, created a...

Never argue about climate change

It always turns into a heated debate

How do you persuade Trump to believe climate change is happening?

You tell him Obama didn't care about it.

What do microsoft excel and climate change have in common?

They've both been commonplace since the 80's, but boomers still don't understand them

Climate change is getting on the news alot more nowadays.

You could say its a hot topic worldwide.

This year is all about noticing things we should’ve done differently. Should’ve done more to stop the spread of the virus, police brutality, wildfires, climate change...but you know what they say about hindsight...

It’s 2020.

What's the main cause of Climate Change?

Somebody lit the dinosaurs on fire.

97.62% of the world's population has accepted climate change as a scientific fact.

The rest of them are in North America.

Did you hear about the new drum beat formula that’s trying to fight climate change?

It’s called an AlGoreRhythm.

I am also a proud antivaxx mother, flat earther, Trump enthusiast and know for a fact climate change isnt real.

There's no punchline, ive already told you the joke.

Started a new climate change non profit

Named Climax

Climate change is causing people to move into hilly and mountainous regions

According to one expert on YouTube it is plain unsettling.

My friend asked, “Aren’t you concerned Florida will be submerged from climate change?”

I replied, I thought that’s what we were all trying to do, then we’ll stop.

I don’t get it. What’s the problem with climate change, ice bergs melting and the sea level rising?

I mean the excess water just flows down the edge of the Earth.

Five people are on a plane that is going to crash; Oprah, the Pope, Greta Thunberg, Trump and Dr. Fauci.

Only four parachutes though.

Fauci takes one, says "I’ve got to live so I can find a cure for this pandemic and jumps out of the plane."

The Pope takes one, says "I have to be there to provide spiritual guidance to the faithful during this pandemic and he jumps out."

Trump takes...

I started to get really worried about climate change when I was house shopping and my real estate agent used the phrase:

“Potential Water Front Property”

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Man made climate change is really annoying me!

I wish the jerks that keep changing the climate would just set it at 70 degrees Fahrenheit year round and be done with it!

Humans: There is absolutely nothing that can be done to combat climate change.

Mother Earth: Hold My Beer.

Sure, we can do something about climate change now, but if we find out in 50 years that the researchers made a mistake and that climate change doesn't exist...

We would have improved air quality in all major cities, gotten rid of noisy and smelly cars, cleaned up toxic rivers and destroyed dictatorships funded on money from oil for no reason.

Hippopotamuses are seemingly unconcerned about the effects of climate change on their habitat

It's as if they lived in de Nile

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It should be no surprise President Trump doesn't care about climate change

He's always liked to fuck the younger generation

Trump's Presidency is like climate change

Every day it gets worse and Republicans try to deny it.

The time to fight against climate change is upon us, and this sub is setting fantastic examples.

Everything here is recycled anyway...

I haven't always believed in climate change

But I'm warming up to the theory.

I bought some pantyhose but they kept telling me climate change wasn't real

I should have checked the Denier rating

What are the causes of climate change?

The climate changes when it gets tired of wearing the same old clothes.

A vegan, cyclist and climate change enthusiast walk into a bar.

Everyone else leaves

How can we get Republicans to care about climate change?

Blame it on the poor.

Hollywood is really taking climate change seriously

Vin Diesel even changed his name to Vin Solar

Due to global climate change the world is set to experience a loss in olive oil

Now we can all understand the heartache Popeye felt after the tragic end of his wife.

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With climate change, income inequality, racism, xenophobia, religious extremists, war, and famine all around us, I often wonder what the world is coming to.

Then I check PornHub.

Turns out it’s stepsisters.

What motivates teens to protest climate change?

They're doing it for the Greta good.

What would you call a song about climate change?

An Algorithm.

Trump Keeps claiming that climate change is a hoax and that his administration has done the most for global warming, and that the USA is getting colder

But that’s because he doesn’t understand what the media means when they say:

“Donald Trump is the most **Polarizing** President America has had since Nixon.”

Donald Trump doesn't believe in the eventual flooding of the coasts due to climate change

apparently he doesn't think America can sink any lower either.

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What do pedophiles and climate change deniers have in common? [NSFW]

They both enjoy fucking the next generation.

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Argument With A Climate Change Denier

The denier goes, “How can global warming be real if it’s 20 degrees here?”

I say to him, “Saying Climate Change isn’t real because it’s cold where you live is like saying smart people don’t exist because you’re a fucking idiot!”

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

Motel Coronavirus

Motel Coronavirus



On a dim dreary morning

Ceiling fan stirs the air

Stale beer and Doritos

Littered next to my chair

Just outside of my window

Saw a glimmer of light

My eyes were bloodshot and my head pounding

I hadn't slept all last ni...

Hey, why are they called "Generation Z" anyway?

Because they'll be the last ones left if we do nothing about climate change.

What do you get when a climate change activist creates computer code?

An Al Gore Rythym

I just invented a mathematical equation to solve climate change!

It’s an Al Gore ithm.

What did the climate change journalist say to their boss when they couldn’t find anyone to interview in the rainforest?

“I’m sorry sir, but there are scant tree-sources out here.”

Even if Netherlands might go underwater due to climate change

The people might still get high enough to go through this challenge.

\*pun very intended

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How do you solve climate change?

Convince Republicans that rising temperatures are turning people gay.

Why are conservatives climate change deniers?

Because they want to melt the snowflakes!

If Trump continues his anti climate change campaign and the provocation towards North Korea the only wall we will be building will be...

Wall-E

It has been proven that Greta Thunberg is making a real difference to climate change

Every time she comes on the TV approximately 1 million people switch it off

What's the best thing about the climate change?

Great weather for demonstrations.

A scientist told me my climate change denial was wrong, citing the horrific brush fires we see wiping out swathes of vegetation all over the world.

I told him they were just plants.

Remember when glaciers were cool?

That's all. What's a good follow up? It's a climate change joke. Idk.

What do you call a computer program that writes a blues song about climate change?

An Al-Gore-rhythm!

What's the difference between climate change and obesity?

One's a worldwide problem.

The other's a wideworld problem.

Science: cowfarts cause climate change. Vegetarians: I'll have what the cows are eating.

Science: cowfarts cause climate change.

Vegetarians: I'll have what the cows are eating.

A Republican politician prays to God to stop climate change...

Nearly all of the world's scientists present the politician with data about the causes and potentially disastrous effects of climate change.

Ignoring them, the politician prays, "Dear Lord, please help us with this climate change problem!"

Captains of industry present the politician wi...

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2020 Holiday Album

We're getting ahead of the curve and releasing this year's 2020 Holiday Album including such hits as:

1- Baby It's Covid Outside

2- Walking In A Pandemic Wonderland

3- Grandma Got Ran Over By A Protestor

4- Karen, Did You Know

5- Zoom Christmas

6- Frosty The...

Mankind vs mommy nature

Mankind: we will never slow down or shut down to help this climate change.


Mommy nature: Here is a virus. Practice.

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It seems like the world is ending these days

We’ve got all this awful shit just falling from the sky. Climate change, global pandemics, economic crashes, Australian wildfire, elections, Kobe Bryant,

Trump is a genius

Bringing back the cold war to combat climate change.

Truly a man of the ages.

Trump wants to buy Greenland

Trump wants to buy Greenland. That way when climate change removes the last bit of snow from the area, he can proclaim that he achieved what no one else in history could. He made Greenland, green again.

Beach Boys: If everybody had an ocean across the USA, then everybody'd be surfin’ like California.

Climate change scientist: You're missing the point, Boys.

A Democrat wakes up after being in a year-long coma...

...and immediately calls the doctor over to his hospital bed.

"Doctor, I need to know; who won the election? Was it Sanders? Clinton?"

The doctor shakes her head. "Let me put it this way: there's good news and there's bad news."

"What's the bad news?" the Democrat asks.

"...

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How did Nazi Germany prove climate change is real?

They made it snow in the summer

Am I the only one to realise that,

if we all worked together to accelerate climate change, the melting polar ice caps would put out the bush fires in Australia?

Why did the weatherman blush?

He saw the climate change

There once was a man who was cursed to explain everything he said.

Due to this he never really talked much until one day when he signed up to talk in a debate about climate change. When it came his turn he began to speak and of course everyone noticed his speech impediment right away. A member of the opposing view interrupted him and asked “what are you doing?” The...

I used to not believe in climate change

But around October I started supporting global warming

Why do Republicans think climate change activists are crazy?

Because they're mostly mad scientists.

Anyone who believes in climate change just believes whatever someone tells them to. They don't think for themselves.

I know that because Alex Jones told me so

How about that climate change

More like climate please don't change am I right?

I think we can get Republicans on board with climate change initiatives if we just focus on consequences that mean something to them.

I've read that polar ice is melting causing polar bears to migrate south.  They've actually started sharing habitat with grizzly bears and are even interbreeding with them. Now if there's one thing Republicans hate more than science it's interracial marriage. So all we need to do is let them know th...

A time traveler comes back from the year 2045

I encountered a time traveler today. During my self isolation he came to the door dressed in a hazmat suit. I was of course alarmed when I opened the door to such a site. He quickly explained who he was and asked if he could have just a few minutes of my time. I didn't believe anything he was sa...

I spent five dollars for a weather app on my phone....

I got two dollars and fifteen cents back in climate change.

Americans want change? They're going to get change...

Climate change, pocket change...

ḱley (Proto-Indo-European)-> κλίμα, κλίνω (Greek)-> clima (Latin)-> climat (French)-> climate

Climate change is man-made.

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Friday Update - Jokes for the week of 3/16-3/22

A new study shows sugary drinks cause over 180k deaths a year, only 4 of which are from being crushed by a soda machine. I like those odds!

Japan has created a remote controlled mobile toilet, because sometimes you just gotta go.

A North Korean spokesman has said that its nuclear arms ...

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