An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, ...
A man furiously approaches his neighbour and shouts, “Where is your wife!?”
“Why?” the neighbour asks. “What did Anna do?”
“She tricked my wife into investing in a fake farm for giant snakes,” the man yelled.
“Anna conned her?”
“No. Burmese python.”
My family voted on whether we should go to a Burmese or Laotian restaurant...
...we ended up in a Thai
Four men walk into an upmarket bar...
One is Malaysian, one Laotian, one Burmese and the other Vietnamese. As they walk in, the doorman stops them and says, "sorry gentlemen, I can't let you in without a Thai."