A joke in Malay

I noticed that there are no jokes here in the Malay language. So, here goes.

PECAT
 
Majikan : Kamu di pecat!

Pekerja : Tapi saya tidak melakukan apa-apa!!

Majikan : Itu lah sebabnya mengapa kamu di pecat…

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

During the Japanese Occupation, a Malay, a Chinese and an Indian are captured by the Japanese army

The soldiers who capture them bring them to a forest, where they are told to pick 10 of the same fruits and to bring it back to them.

The Malay returns first, with ten rambutans. When he returns, an officer says: "I will stuff these ten rambutans into your anus; make a sound and I will kill y...

The Malaysian Space Program

One day, the Malaysians decided to launch their first space program and to send a man in a rocket out into space. Since they recognised that this was a dangerous journey, they decided to ask their final three candidates, an Indian, a Malay and a Chinese man, how much of a bonus would they need to gi...

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