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What's the worst thing about having bulimia?

You taste your defeat twice.

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i tried to ignore my girlfriend's bulimia

but she kept bringing it back up

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I told my doctor that my wife gave me bulimia.

He said, "Impossible! Bulimia isn't contagious."

I said, "Are you sure, Doc? Because every time I eat her cooking, I throw up."

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how do you know when a prescription is being written for bulimia?

when the directions for use say take one pill twice a day

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What do Bulimia and Coke Zero have in common?

Twice the taste, zero calories.

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Every time someone tells a bulimia joke...

Every time someone tells a bulimia joke I throw up in disgust. Please keep them coming.

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I've been diagnosed with Alzheimer's bulimia.

I eat and eat but then forget to vomit.

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Some people say that super models have a problem with bulimia,

I don't know, I think they're pretty good at it.

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Now that I'm an overweight, nearly middle aged man, I'm considering bulimia more and more

But I don't have the stomach for it.

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