A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room
The Doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and seeming a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed," she replied.
"Strip down to your waist," the Doctor said.
She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and r...
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Why was the infinity gauntlet underweight?
It was only 6 stones.
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A mathematician starts to get dangerously underweight, so he goes to the dietitian.
The dietitian diagnoses him with anorexia and tells him to try to eat three square meals a day.
Well, now he's dangerously overweight.
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What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?
No more light bulb jokes!
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