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People with osteoporosis have pretty hard lives. You know what isn't hard?

Their bones.

What do you call a member of a bike gang with osteoporosis?

Bad to the bone.

What do you call a Monk with osteoporosis who likes eating onions and walks everywhere barefoot

He’s a Super fragile calloused mystic plagued with halitosis.

What do you call a really cranky shaman with bad breath and osteoporosis?

A Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis

"BE CAREFUL! I HAVE OSTEOPOROSIS!"

She snapped.

What’s long and hard and screws old people?

Osteoporosis

A woman goes to the doctor.

A woman goes to the doctor and tells him a story.


She is recently retired, and last week, she went on a trip to a secluded beach resort. She started hiking on a trail, got lost, and slipped and hurt her ankle. She was quite worried, because it was in a secluded spot and she couldn't mo...

Love at Last!

George, age 92 and Edith, age 89 are all excited about their decision to get married.They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. George suggests they go in and he addresses the man behind the counter.

"Are you the owner? "The pharmacist answers, "Yes". <...

What does the saying "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me" mean?

It means you should go see a doctor​; you probably have osteoporosis.

The humerous joke is getting old.

It was then that I knew it had osteoporosis.

Ghandi was a what?

So we all know how Ghandi was a wonderful person and a pioneer in the non violent protest movement. But there are some facets of his life that add up to a very rare diagnosis.

First of all, he walked everywhere barefoot which made his feet very tough.

Secondly his diet was comple...

A doctor has news for his patient

A doctor walks in and has some bad news for an elderly patient.

The doc says, "Sir, I'm afraid to say that you have osteoporosis and are developing Alzheimer's disease."

The man smiles bright and says, "My bones are old anyway, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!"

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