People with osteoporosis have pretty hard lives. You know what isn't hard?
What do you call a Monk with osteoporosis who likes eating onions and walks everywhere barefoot
He’s a Super fragile calloused mystic plagued with halitosis.
What do you call a member of a bike gang with osteoporosis?
Bad to the bone.
"BE CAREFUL! I HAVE OSTEOPOROSIS!"
What do you call a really cranky shaman with bad breath and osteoporosis?
What’s long and hard and screws old people?
Love at Last!
George, age 92 and Edith, age 89 are all excited about their decision to get married.They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. George suggests they go in and he addresses the man behind the counter.
"Are you the owner? "The pharmacist answers, "Yes". <...
What does the saying "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me" mean?
It means you should go see a doctor; you probably have osteoporosis.
The humerous joke is getting old.
It was then that I knew it had osteoporosis.
Ghandi was a what?
So we all know how Ghandi was a wonderful person and a pioneer in the non violent protest movement. But there are some facets of his life that add up to a very rare diagnosis.
First of all, he walked everywhere barefoot which made his feet very tough.
Secondly his diet was comple...
*A man is trying to prove his innocence in court*
Defendant: "Please your honour, I don't have a single bad bone in my body"
Prosecutor: "Well according to your medical exam it appears you have osteoporosis"