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I absolutely love and admire the unintellignt, overweight, yellowish-orange skinned man with the bad combover covering his baldness who has had his finger on the nuclear button all these years...

Wait... I was talking about Homer Simpson, who did you think I meant?

When people suffering from baldness go abroad, they often fly on...

..Receeding Airline.

My hair is receding at my temples, making my hairline look like the flap of an envelope.

Goddamn mail pattern baldness...

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A police officer was standing on the side of the road, as he saw a dirty beggar drive past in a brand new Mercedes. He thought to himself:

"That's unusual."

So, without hesitation, the officer jumped in his car and pulled the beggar over, came up to the window and asked:

- Tel...

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Tony went bold when he was just 10 years old, and none of the girls he liked would date him because of his baldness.

So one day tony decided to buy a wig, and as soon as he started wearing it, he started to attract women again. He married his girlfriend susie, but never told her about his baldness, and every night he would wait for her to fall asleep before taking his wig off. One night, susie’s hand landed on ton...


A patient complained to the doctor that his hair was coming out. "Won't you give me something to keep it in?" he begged. "Take this," the doctor said kindly, and he handed the patient a pill box.

A fat friend said baldness runs in his family

I replied with nothing runs in your family

I have the first signs of baldness, a friend said to me that my head it's like the house of a rich man...

two car entrances in the front and a pool in the backyard.

Apparently my uncle sold his soul to the devil for a cure for baldness.

Now there's going to be Hell Toupée.

I read on my cigarette packet that "smoking causes baldness"...

Then I realised it said "blindness". Thank god! But now I'm not sure if it is the drinking or the blindness that is causing my misreading.

And my baldness.

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