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Anakin Skywalker Jokes

Chewie is short for Chewbacca

Chewie is short for Chewbacca

Ani is short for Anakin Skywalker

What is Luke short for?


A stormtrooper

Anakin Skywalker walks into a Taco Bell, and is shocked to find his master Yoda behind the counter

He asks what the Jedi master is doing there, to which he replies "Pay well, Jedi council does not. Work two jobs, I must." Fair enough, thinks Anakin. He orders his food, and reaches into his pocket to pay, when Yoda asks, "A beverage, would you like with that?" "Ok," says Anakin, "what do you recom...

Why didn't Anakin Skywalker become an engineer?

He couldn't get a Master's degree.

Why was Anakin Skywalker rejected for a credit card?

Because he applied for a MasterCard.

What does Anakin Skywalker never order at a restaurant?

Sandwiches.

Why couldn’t Anakin Skywalker be promoted to a high Jedi rank?

He would have been a Master Vader.

Who is Anakin Skywalker’s least favorite politician?

BURNie SANDers.
I made that up like a year ago but if someone else thought of it, too, my apologies!

Who played Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels?

Emperor Palpatine

Did you know Anakin Skywalker was Jewish?

You can tell because he cut up his force kin.

Why did Anakin Skywalker fail as a lawyer?

His arguments didn't have a leg to stand on.

Why couldn't Anakin Skywalker pay for dinner?

Because his master card got denied.

Why couldn't Anakin Skywalker upload his pics to email them to Padme?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why did Anakin Skywalker fail survival school?

Because when he was truly lost, he did not seek the higher ground

What does the US’s Native American policy have in common with Anakin Skywalker?

They like slaughter not just the men, but the women and the children too

Whats the worst insult you can call Anakin Skywalker?

"Beach"

Last night I partied like Anakin Skywalker.

I killed a dozen Yuengling.

How does Anakin Skywalker check his mail?

He uses a C3 PO Box

Why did Anakin Skywalker hate bed time?

Because that's when the sandman came.

And not just the sand man but the sand woman and and children too

In Star Wars Episode I, we learn (spoilers)

That Anakin Skywalker has no father, the midichlorians caused his birth.



I guess his mom was forced into it.

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer?

Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself.

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