What does Anakin Skywalker never order at a restaurant?


Why did Anakin Skywalker fail as a lawyer?

His arguments didn't have a leg to stand on.

What did Anakin Skywalker get after being boned by the Emperor?


Why couldn't Anakin Skywalker upload his pics to email them to Padme?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Who played Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels?

Emperor Palpatine

What does the US’s Native American policy have in common with Anakin Skywalker?

They like slaughter not just the men, but the women and the children too

What’s Anakin Skywalkers bar name?

Darts vader

Did you know Anakin Skywalker was Jewish?

You can tell because he cut up his force kin.

What is Anakin Skywalker's favorite baseball team?

The Padres!

Why couldn't Anakin Skywalker pay for dinner?

Because his master card got denied.

Whats the worst insult you can call Anakin Skywalker?


Why did Anakin Skywalker fail survival school?

Because when he was truly lost, he did not seek the higher ground

If Anakin Skywalker was from a country on Earth, where would he come from?

El Salvader

Last night I partied like Anakin Skywalker.

I killed a dozen Yuengling.

Why did Anakin Skywalker hate bed time?

Because that's when the sandman came.

And not just the sand man but the sand woman and and children too

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer?

Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself.

In Star Wars Episode I, we learn (spoilers)

That Anakin Skywalker has no father, the midichlorians caused his birth.

I guess his mom was forced into it.

Chewie is short for Chewbacca

Chewie is short for Chewbacca

Ani is short for Anakin Skywalker

What is Luke short for?

A stormtrooper

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