Hannibal Lecter Jokes - 17 Hilarious Hannibal Lecter Jokes

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What was Hannibal Lecter's favorite Japanese food?

Rawmen

What's Hannibal Lecter's favourite dessert?

A Danish

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If Hannibal Lecter ran a 4.3 40

The NFL would just say he has an eating disorder

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If Hannibal Lecter taught a class about eating people...

He’d give a cannibal lecture

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What path do Hannibal Lecter, Norman Bates, and Freddy Krueger take walks on?

Psycho Path.

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Hannibal Lecter lived a long and healthy life

Eating organic really has its perks

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What do KFC customers and Hannibal Lecter have in common?

Both love fingers

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Hannibal Lecter escapes his prison, and begins a cannibalistic killing spree.

Bodies turn up all over the city, mutilated and butchered like livestock. The livers are missing from the bodies, as is muscle from the shoulders, legs and back, the tongues, a variety of human flesh all carved out and eaten by Lecter after killing his victims.

Not only that, but he escapes t...

Hannibal Lecter was late to dinner...

So he was given the cold shoulder.

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What does Hannibal Lecter call the girl from The Ring?

a TV dinner

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de*liver*y flavor.

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Where does Hannibal Lecter take women on dates?

Chick Filet

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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Hannibal Lecter tells his first victim what he is going to do to him...

Victim- "You are shitting me..."
Hannibal- "Not yet"

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a slimy, scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is delicious dipped in batter and deep-fried.

*-Hannibal Lecter*

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This came to me randomly today; not sure if old, or OC...

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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