As they fight, Kylo Ren says, "I know what your getting for Christmas."
Ray yells at him saying, "stay out of my head!"
Kylo Ren responds, "I have felt your presents."
Why the hell didn't Kylo Ren become a damn pilot ?
Because he's a damn driver !
Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?
Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.
How did Palpatine talk to Kylo Ren before episode 9?
Snoke Signals
Kylo Ren: I've always hated being an only child
Han: You're not an only child. You're a Solo child.
Did you see Kylo Ren at his recital?
I heard he killed the solo.
Why was Kylo Ren embarrassed at McDonald's?
It was his First Order!
So, Kylo Ren went his entire life without getting a Girlfriend...
I guess you could could say he's Ben Solo all his life.
You've likely heard it but I only just tripped over it myself. >.>
Wonder if Kylo Ren took his grandfather's name in his honour.
Would be weird signing off orders as "K. A. Ren".
Why was Kylo Ren so angry when the table next to him received their food ?
Because he was the First Order
Why did Kylo Ren pick Nvidia over AMD?
Because it has better REY tracing....
Why did Apple want to hire Kylo Ren?
He’s an inner Vader
Kylo Ren and Supreme Leader Snoke go to a restaurant. Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?
Because he made the First Order!
Where did Kylo Ren get his lightsaber?
At the Darth Mall.
^I'm ^sorry.
Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?
Because it's a First Order approximation.
Since Carrie Fisher's death, I feel sorry for Kylo Ren.
How will he fulfill the other half of his Oedipus complex now?
How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?
A Hans free device
Why did Kylo Ren get a free meal at the new McDonald's?
Because he placed the First Order.
What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?
A Kylo Ren Book
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