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Bodybuilding Jokes

Dr. Frankenstein enters in a bodybuilding competition

Dr. Frankenstein enters in a bodybuilding competition and finds out he has seriously misunderstood the objective

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

Why do you never see pieces of paper at bodybuilding competitions?

Because they would have to get shredded.

How did the bodybuilding dinosaur die?

Asteroid overdose!
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(a steroid overdose)

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What type of supplements do bodybuilding astronomers use?

Ass-steroids.

My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program.

It's a girl and weighs 6lb 7oz!

Bodybuilding contest

Frankenstein signed up for a bodybuilding contest,

later to find out...

he was at the wrong place.

How does a Mandalorian win a bodybuilding competition?

This is the whey

Saw a group of bodybuilding priests at the gym today

Talk about muscle mass

Why did the priest win the bodybuilding contest?

he worked a lot on "mass"

Why does the lettuce always win the bodybuilding competition?

Cuz it starts a head and is usually shredded.

This one time Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding contest..

His entry left the judges speechless.

My wife started getting into bodybuilding but I had to immediately divorce her

She took "cheat days" way too literally

What do you get for winning a bodybuilding contest?

A HyperTrophy

A blind man walks into a bar...

He finds a stool at the bar, sits down and orders a beer.

After a few sips he beckons for the bartender and says, "Hey bartender, want to hear a blonde joke?"

The bartender says, "Sure, but before you do tell it, you should know there's a massive bodybuilding world champion sitting n...

What was Dr. Frankenstein’s favourite hobby?

Bodybuilding...

If the corporate building for a company is called a headquarters, what do you call the gym?

Bodybuilding.

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