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What type of supplements do bodybuilding astronomers use?

Ass-steroids.

My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program.

It's a girl and weighs 6lb 7oz!

Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding contest

He seriously misunderstood the objective.

How did the bodybuilding dinosaur die?

Asteroid overdose!
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(a steroid overdose)

What do you call a bodybuilding Yeti?

The abdominal snowman

How does a Mandalorian win a bodybuilding competition?

This is the whey

Why did the priest win the bodybuilding contest?

he worked a lot on "mass"

What was Dr. Frankenstein’s favourite hobby?

Bodybuilding...

My wife started getting into bodybuilding but I had to immediately divorce her

She took "cheat days" way too literally

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

Saw a group of bodybuilding priests at the gym today

Talk about muscle mass

Why does the lettuce always win the bodybuilding competition?

Cuz it starts a head and is usually shredded.

Bodybuilding contest

Frankenstein signed up for a bodybuilding contest,

later to find out...

he was at the wrong place.

This one time Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding contest..

His entry left the judges speechless.

What do you get for winning a bodybuilding contest?

A HyperTrophy

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Joe and Tim

Tim was a ticket collector in the bus...One day a heavily built guy named Joe entered and shooed him off.
This repeated for another two weeks. Pissed off, he started bodybuilding and in a month he had huge biceps
The next day Joe once again said,"Joe does not need a ticket"
"Why the f*ck d...

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A woman is sick of her husband...

(Prepare yourself. You'll be here for a little while)

The guy is a dedicated body builder of 14 years. He's in great shape but he barely pays any attention to his wife. She decides to go and find a better man one night.

She ends up in a nightclub and meets a good looking young Doctor. ...

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One thing I really enjoy doing is wearing nothing but a colorful tight bikini bottom that shows off my cock, and then going and strutting around in front of other men and letting them ogle me.

Or as it's also known, "Bodybuilding"

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