Tatooine Jokes - 11 Hilarious Tatooine Jokes

What is the difference between Tatooine and Hoth?

On Tatooine you can find Mos Eisley.
On Hoth you’ll find ice mostly.

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Tatooine Air Traffic Controller: "Jedi 41, Tatooine Tower, confirm your current position you appear to be lost"

Captain Yoda: "Of course I am"

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What temperature is room temperature on Tatooine?

Luke Warm

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Obi-Wan Kenobi started a marijuana dispensary on Tatooine. What's it called?

The High Ground.

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The following is a tourist's review of Tatooine:

"I was way too hot, two stars."

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What do you call Tatooine rain on a hot day?

Lukewarm Skywater

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What is the best way to pass the time on Tatooine?

Watch the Dagobah

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From my 9 year old: What do you and Tatooine have in common?

You both have two sons\suns.

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A former practitioner in sleeves and tramp stamps, Luke Skywalker had given up his artistry to save the galaxy

But when he was finished, he returned to Tatooine

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Party games are so different in the Star Wars galaxy...

For example on Earth you bob for apples, but on Tatooine you Bib Fortuna.

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The next generation

Obi-Wan Kenobi, while hiding on the deserts of Tatooine, happened to meet a charming lady in Mos Eisley. One thing let to another, and soon they were expecting a baby.

As the baby boy was born, the midwife asked Obi-Wan what would be the name of his son.

"Obi-Two Kenobi, naturally"

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