Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?

It was a Wookiee mistake.

So if “Ani” is short for Anakin, and “Ben” is short for Obi-Wan... and “Fives” is short for CT-27-5555... and “Artoo” is short for R2D2... and “Chewie” is short for Chewbacca... What is Luke short for?

A stormtrooper

Why did Han Solo call Chewbacca a noob?

He made a Wookiee mistake

Why was Chewbacca a terrible pilot?

What do you expect, he was just a wookie

Why did Chewbacca’s police force make so many mistakes?

They hired a bunch of Wookiees.

Why is Chewbacca considered a pro?

Because he doesn't make wookie mistakes.

Chewbacca was tall and strong.

If he had played sports, I'm sure he would have been Wookie of the Year!

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

The first time Chewbacca tried to fly a ship, he pulled gear lever instead of break lever.

A Wookie mistake.

My whole life I thought Chewbacca was an ewok

Wookie mistake.

Chewbacca's little cousin

Chewbacca's little cousin joined a group of his peers to compete in order to become co-pilot to one of the resistance's best pilots.

His little cousin went above the call of duty and wound up the best in the group.

What award did he receive?

Wookie of the year

What do you call a socially aware Chewbacca?

A “Wokie”

What do you call Chewbacca when he gets sick?

Achoo-bacca

What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in his fur?

Chocolate chip wookie.

What do you call Chewbacca's wrongdoings?

Wookie mistakes

Where does Chewbacca go to get confidential documents about his enemies?

Wookieeleaks.

Why is Chewbacca bad at shooting blasters?

He's a Wookie.

Just watched the Netflix documentary on Chewbacca's porcelain talents...

It's called "Hairy Potter".

Chewbacca was young and playing in a sports team, but he wasn't doing all that well...

He's still a Wookie after all.

Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie!

They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.

Why was Chewbacca so happy after his son's first baseball season?

He got Wookie of the year.

Chewbacca too soon joke?

Anyone have any?

What did the doctor say when he couldn’t revive him? It was a wookie mistake.

Today my friend met Chewbacca...

...she said he was "A big stupid fur ball." So he picked her up ripped of her arms and threw her out of a window. I mean everyone knows not to insult Chewbacca like that.
She made a Wookie Mistake.

I accidentally went to my first Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca.

Wookie mistake.

Chewbacca has started a website that gives out all of the Empire's secrets...

Wookieeleaks

What's Chewbacca's favorite beer?

Milwookie's Best

What is Chewbacca's least favorite font?

Sans Solo.

I hit Chewbacca with my car, and killed him. I feel bad, but I didn't want the meat to go to waste, so I cooked it.

It was chewy.

What did Han Solo say to the Keebler elf who complained he couldn't understand Chewbacca?

Sorry friend, that's the way the Wookiee mumbles.

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

Luke chided Han for blaming Chewbacca when everyone got caught in the tree net on the forest moon of Endor.

But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake.

On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's homeworld, would amateur junior-level warriors be called Rookie Wookies?

:)

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot.

I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as inspiration when naming my kids.

However, his sister Chewbacca and his brother Boba Fett are less amused.

A Father tells his son a joke

Dad: Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he rode it

Son: Why??

Dad: Because he made a Wookie mistake

Son: That’s the best joke I’ve ever heard Hans down

Since its may the 4th, I decided to watch the classic Star Wars trilogy with my girlfriend.

First time she ever saw Chewbacca, and she thought he was an Ewok... ... ...

Classic wookie mistake.

(Oldie, but never gets olde)

Did you know that Wookies can't smoke?

But they can *chewbacca*

May the Fourth be with you

My son Luke loves the fact he's named after a Star Wars character

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much

You Might be a Redneck Jedi If…

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a...

A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers)

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?
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Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Tom the soldier in the desert.

An army is in the desert for several upcoming months.
The sergeant tells his troops: "Well, I know the climate is harsh and that you won't have a lot of entertainment here as there is no women. But, in case you cannot stand the pressure anymore, you will be allowed to take the camel behind this ...

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