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Chewbacca Jokes

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie!

They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.

What would happen if you cut Chewbacca off in traffic?

He Wookiee your car!

My son Luke loves that I named my children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much.

Chewie is short for Chewbacca

Chewie is short for Chewbacca

Ani is short for Anakin Skywalker

What is Luke short for?


A stormtrooper

Why do you keep calling him Chewbacca?

The man's name is GHHRRRGH!

Why was Chewbacca a terrible pilot?

What do you expect, he was just a wookie

Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?

It was a Wookiee mistake.

Why did Han Solo call Chewbacca a noob?

He made a Wookiee mistake

Did you know that Chewbacca's brother Pannubacca died when Princess Leia's home planet was destroyed?

Pannub, as his friends called him, had never had much luck with the ladies and was horribly shy due to his terribly crooked teeth. After years of loneliness Pannub decided to do something about his problem and flew to Leia's planet, which everyone knows was well known for their excellent orthodontis...

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot.

I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Chewbacca was tall and strong.

If he had played sports, I'm sure he would have been Wookie of the Year!

Today my friend met Chewbacca...

...she said he was "A big stupid fur ball." So he picked her up ripped of her arms and threw her out of a window. I mean everyone knows not to insult Chewbacca like that.
She made a Wookie Mistake.

My whole life I thought Chewbacca was an ewok

Wookie mistake.

Why is Chewbacca considered a pro?

Because he doesn't make wookie mistakes.

What do you call a socially aware Chewbacca?

A “Wokie”

Why was Chewbacca so happy after his son's first baseball season?

He got Wookie of the year.

Chewbacca's little cousin

Chewbacca's little cousin joined a group of his peers to compete in order to become co-pilot to one of the resistance's best pilots.

His little cousin went above the call of duty and wound up the best in the group.

What award did he receive?

Wookie of the year

What's Chewbacca's favorite beer?

Milwookie's Best

What do you call Chewbacca's wrongdoings?

Wookie mistakes

I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca...

It was a Wookie mistake

What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in his fur?

Chocolate chip wookie.

Why is Chewbacca bad at shooting blasters?

He's a Wookie.

Either Chewbacca is in the next cubicle

or someone needs to start adding fruit to their diet!

Chewbacca has started a website that gives out all of the Empire's secrets...

Wookieeleaks

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Why was Chewbacca sent to the principal's office?

Cuz he was caught skipping class and playing wookie.........

(I'll see myself out now)

What is Chewbacca's least favorite font?

Sans Solo.

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What did Han Solo say to the Keebler elf who complained he couldn't understand Chewbacca?

Sorry friend, that's the way the Wookiee mumbles.

The first time Chewbacca tried to fly a ship, he pulled gear lever instead of break lever.

A Wookie mistake.

My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as inspiration when naming my kids.

However, his sister Chewbacca and his brother Boba Fett are less amused.

Luke Skywalker: "You smoke Han Solo?"

Han Solo: "No."

Luke Skywalker: "What about Chewbacca?"

Han Solo: "No, I don't do that either."

Even though I'm a nerd, I don't really embrace the notion of complete and perfect knowledge of canon, but I'll admit I was pretty embarrassed when I lost all credibility in a discussion on Chewbacca when I inadvertently spelled it with a K.

It was a Wookie mistake.

On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's homeworld, would amateur junior-level warriors be called Rookie Wookies?

:)

Chewbacca was young and playing in a sports team, but he wasn't doing all that well...

He's still a Wookie after all.

Luke chided Han for blaming Chewbacca when everyone got caught in the tree net on the forest moon of Endor.

But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake.

You Might be a Redneck Jedi If…

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a...

Father's Day

I don't get excited about gifts the way other people do, and it drives my wife nuts. For Father's Day, my wife was determined to get a reaction out of me and so she ordered me a custom-designed tie. She knew that I had two great passions in life: movies and dad humor, so she hired a well-known graph...

Since its may the 4th, I decided to watch the classic Star Wars trilogy with my girlfriend.

First time she ever saw Chewbacca, and she thought he was an Ewok... ... ...

Classic wookie mistake.

(Oldie, but never gets olde)

A Father tells his son a joke

Dad: Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he rode it

Son: Why??

Dad: Because he made a Wookie mistake

Son: That’s the best joke I’ve ever heard Hans down

Did you know that Wookies can't smoke?

But they can *chewbacca*

May the Fourth be with you

A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers)

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?
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Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Han, Luke, Obi Wan and Chewie begin there journey to the Death Star aboard the Falcon...

... immediately Chewbacca begins to emit a low, growling whisper - clearly trying to indicate something to his shipmates

Obi Wan: I can't hear a word he's saying
Luke: Yeah, Han, can't you tell your friend to speak up a bit?

Han: Sorry guys.. thats just how the Wookie mumbles

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Tom the soldier in the desert.

An army is in the desert for several upcoming months.
The sergeant tells his troops: "Well, I know the climate is harsh and that you won't have a lot of entertainment here as there is no women. But, in case you cannot stand the pressure anymore, you will be allowed to take the camel behind this ...

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