Chewbacca Jokes

He made a few Wookiee errors.

They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.

He Wookiee your car!

My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much.

Chewie is short for Chewbacca

Ani is short for Anakin Skywalker

What is Luke short for?


A stormtrooper

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The man's name is GHHRRRGH!

What do you expect, he was just a wookie

It was a Wookiee mistake.

He made a Wookiee mistake

He's such a wookie pilot.

I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Wookie mistake.

Because he doesn't make wookie mistakes.

If he had played sports, I'm sure he would have been Wookie of the Year!

A “Wokie”

He got Wookie of the year.

...she said he was "A big stupid fur ball." So he picked her up ripped of her arms and threw her out of a window. I mean everyone knows not to insult Chewbacca like that.
She made a Wookie Mistake.

Chewbacca's little cousin joined a group of his peers to compete in order to become co-pilot to one of the resistance's best pilots.

His little cousin went above the call of duty and wound up the best in the group.

What award did he receive?

Wookie of the year

Milwookie's Best

Wookie mistakes

It was a Wookie mistake

Chocolate chip wookie.

He's a Wookie.

or someone needs to start adding fruit to their diet!

Wookieeleaks

Sans Solo.

Wookiepedia

Sorry friend, that's the way the Wookiee mumbles.

A Wookie mistake.

However, his sister Chewbacca and his brother Boba Fett are less amused.

Han Solo: "No."

Luke Skywalker: "What about Chewbacca?"

Han Solo: "No, I don't do that either."

It was a Wookie mistake.

:)

He's still a Wookie after all.

But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake.

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a... read more

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First time she ever saw Chewbacca, and she thought he was an Ewok... ... ...

Classic wookie mistake.

(Oldie, but never gets olde)

Dad: Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he rode it

Son: Why??

Dad: Because he made a Wookie mistake

Son: That’s the best joke I’ve ever heard Hans down

But they can *chewbacca*

May the Fourth be with you

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?
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Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

... immediately Chewbacca begins to emit a low, growling whisper - clearly trying to indicate something to his shipmates

Obi Wan: I can't hear a word he's saying
Luke: Yeah, Han, can't you tell your friend to speak up a bit?

Han: Sorry guys.. thats just how the Wookie mumbles