Droid Jokes - 23 Hilarious Droid Jokes

What do you call a Star Wars droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

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what do you call an invisible protocol droid?

C-through-PO

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I saw a Battle Droid push a foul-mouthed clone trooper off a cliff....

...he was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.

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Why did the Storm Trooper decide to buy an Iphone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What do you call a droid that uses the toilet

R2-peepoo

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TIL the next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.

Its name is 80-HD

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Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Stormtrooper: They R2!

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How do two droids greet one another?

Roger. Roger.

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In Star Wars, what language is used to program droids?

JawaScript

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What do call a droid made out of glass?

*see-through* PO

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What does someone who doesn’t know grammar say when they see a droid?

Hey look, an droid

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What do you call a droid who was sexually harassed in the workplace?

R2MeToo

Droids claim they were molested by George Lucas during filming for Star Wars...

#R2MeToo

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Why wasn't the droid hungry?

Because BB8

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What do you call an overweight bounty droid who moonlights as an Instagram influencer?

An IG unit.

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[no spoiler] Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

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What did Darth Vader say when he saw his old droid choosing Luke over him?

"E tu, D2?"

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Why did the droids take so long to complete the Death Star?

Because they had bad motivators...

Star Wars fans will get this one...

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When droid BB-8, was asked whether it should be referred to as "he" or "she"...

BB-8 replied, "I roll both ways."

http://i.imgur.com/umSzUjp.gifv

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You're not the only one who's been molested by a droid..

\#me2d2

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Angry Wife

Someone posted this on Funny Droid (Android Application ) :

Wife arrives home late at night from a business trip and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. But she notices four legs instead of two peeking from under the blanket!

Seized by a fit of rage, she reaches for the baseball ba...

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Did you hear the news? A town got hit by a Giant Robot Bottom

It was an Ass Droid

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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