What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a pirate droid?

Arrrrr-2D2

What do you call a droid that uses the toilet

R2-peepoo

TIL the next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.

Its name is 80-HD

What do you call a Russian droid from Star Wars?

BBlyat

How do two droids greet one another?

Roger. Roger.

What does someone who doesn’t know grammar say when they see a droid?

Hey look, an droid

Droids claim they were molested by George Lucas during filming for Star Wars...

#R2MeToo

What do call a droid made out of glass?

*see-through* PO

In Star Wars, what language is used to program droids?

JawaScript

Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Stormtrooper: They R2!

What do you call an overweight bounty droid who moonlights as an Instagram influencer?

An IG unit.

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What do you call a droid who was sexually harassed in the workplace?

R2MeToo

What did Darth Vader say when he saw his old droid choosing Luke over him?

"E tu, D2?"

What do you call a traffic avoiding droid?

R2-detour

[no spoiler] Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

Why did the droids take so long to complete the Death Star?

Because they had bad motivators...



Star Wars fans will get this one...

When droid BB-8, was asked whether it should be referred to as "he" or "she"...

BB-8 replied, "I roll both ways."

http://i.imgur.com/umSzUjp.gifv

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Did you hear the news? A town got hit by a Giant Robot Bottom

It was an Ass Droid

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Angry Wife

Someone posted this on Funny Droid (Android Application ) :

Wife arrives home late at night from a business trip and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. But she notices four legs instead of two peeking from under the blanket!

Seized by a fit of rage, she reaches for the baseball ba...

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