Palpatine Jokes - 17 Hilarious Palpatine Jokes

How did Palpatine mate and have children?

He executed Order 69.

Why did Emperor Palpatine have so much trouble walking around?

He had Darth Ritis

If Sheev Palpatine goes shopping...

...does he go to the local market or to the Maul?

How does Palpatine make paper mache.

Glue it.

What's Palpatine's favorite type of song?

Duet.

How did Palpatine talk to Kylo Ren before episode 9?

Snoke Signals

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Emperor Palpatine decides to endorse Mountain Dew and appears on an advertisement

“DEW IT”

What was Stevie Wonder and Emperor Palpatine's favorite thing about dreaming.

Visions of the dark side

Do you know why Palpatine spends so much time on his throne?

Because he likes to Sith.

What was Emperor Palpatine's favourite type of cheese?

Gooooouda...

(This joke only makes sense depending on how you pronounce Gouda)

Why didn’t Palpatine want to go to Canada in winter?

It’s freezin’ then

(Infinity War Speculation) When Thanos gains the mind stone, he will turn into Palpatine.

Because The Avengers will pay for their lack of Vision.

Who does Emperor Palpatine call when he wants to move to a new house?

DeWitt.

What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?

"Order 66!"

Who played Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels?

Emperor Palpatine

Breaking News: Coup Underway - Trump takes control of senate and declares martial law!

Oh wait... That was Palpatine.
False alarm.

In tonight's debate Trump said we can't trust the rebels

I'm not surprised; he has always reminded me of Emperor Palpatine.

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