Dad, what is telepathy?

Well, son, it's when two people think the same thing at the same time.

Oh, like you and mom?

No, son, that would be a coincidence!

Women: "What do we want? TELEPATHY! When do we want it?"

Women: "Well when do you think we want it?!"

I walked into a library.

I said, "Have you got any books on..."

"Telepathy?"

"Yes."

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