Lightsaber Jokes

An arm and a leg



^^edit: ^^slightly ^^improved ^^punchline

"I find your lack of face disturbing."

Lukewarm...

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Jedi aren't allowed to have attachments.

Me: Misread the brochure I have.

At the Darth Mall.

^I'm ^sorry.

Luke ignores him and continues to prepare for the fight.

Vader whispers again, "Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas."

Luke lowers from his attack stance and asks, "Ok, what are you going on about?"



Vader says, "I can sense your presents."

The Kyber Police.

I told him he should use the forks.

It was a space in Vader.

Yoda is green
My lightsaber needs two hands
If you know what I mean

Lukewarm.

My mom said i couldn’t get a lightsaber but she bought herself a purple lightsaber, to make matters worse, it vibrates and it’s in some crooked shape, but on the bright side, it’s short.

...and Luke is getting demolished. He knows that unless he does something drastic, he's going to lose.

So, thinking quickly, he says to his opponent, "Darth Vader, I know what you're getting for Christmas."

Darth Vader hesitates for a moment and says, "How do you know?"

Luke re... read more

So there's a guy playing at VR game his friend walks into the room and sees him swinging his hands around like he's swinging a lightsaber and he assumes he's playing beat saber and judging from the height of his swings there are a lot of low blocks his friend taps hin on the shoulder and says hey ca... read more

A Jedi is fighting some clone troopers when suddenly he drops his laser sword in the heat of battle. Luckily it comes back to him, seemingly of its own accord. After he has won, he looks down at his weapon with amazement, and says “thank you, you’re a LIGHTSABER!”

Lightsaber

Me: The Senate will decide your fate.
*ignites lightsaber*

...about what would happen if you put a lightsaber in water. Would it break? Would the water heat up or cool? Recent scientists have discovered the water will heat to about the internal temperature of a tauntaun...luke warm.

There lived a Jedi known as Luke Skywalker. Luke was a mighty warrior, and quite the ladies man. His use of his 'lightsaber' attracted the eye of the beautiful Princess Leah. Luke wooed the Princess, and they fell in love. All was great in the world, until Han Solo, the ex lover of Princess Leah, fi... read more

After making sure that the civilian freighter they were escorting was undamaged, they prepared to hyperspace jump back to Coruscant. However, just as their craft are about to enter lightspeed, a mysterious pulse of energy fries their systems and instead jumps them to a planet they’ve never seen befo... read more