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Adverts Jokes

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The government has decided to ban all alcohol adverts on pornography websites

When asked, an official commented:

'We made this decision for the wellbeing of the kids who watch it'

I've been watching far too much television lately.

My dreams have adverts in them now.

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Why do many people call my penis the 'Big Mac'?

Because it doesn't look as good or as big as it did in the adverts.

:(

Ads on Tv...

I was watching the adverts when all of a sudden, a programme came on.

Watching tv Ads

My dad's Dad joke of the day

Don't you Hate it when they put a Movie in between my Tv adverts

(Watching a movie on free Tv) (Cable)

Mary Poppins Decided To Grow Some Vegetables

Mary Poppins decides to grow some vegetables. When she picks her crop in the autumn, her carrots, potatoes, onions, and spring beans have all failed, but her cauliflowers have grown a treat.

She picks them, cooks some for Sunday lunch in a cheese sauce, and they taste wonderful.

After ...

Compilation of short "jokes"

☐ There should be TL;DRs on Terms and Conditions

☐ I never click the top Google result if it's an advert even if it's exactly what I want

☐ The amount of battery left on my phone is proportional to how hard I've been working that day

☐ Smart watches should be able to delete your...

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