Did you hear the tagline for the new show: "6th Sense on Ice"?

Icey dead people

The tagline of World Health Organization

WHO cares!

This year's presidential election shares the same tagline as the 2004 movie "Alien versus Predator".

"Whoever wins... We lose."

A mohel took out an ad saying how good of a circumciser he is.

But he wasn't getting any jobs. So he called the newspaper and asked them "is there something wrong with my ad?" They responded: It might be the tagline:

"Abe the Mohel: A cut above the rest".

A man is sat in an airport bar, having a drink, waiting for his flight to be called...

As he is sitting there a stunning woman walks into the bar and sits on the bar-stool next to him. She's wearing a very smart uniform and the guy thinks "She must work for one of the top airlines".

He decides to find out which one by running some of their advertising slogans past her.

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What do a charity for sick kids, and a masturbating priest have in common?

They both use the tagline 'think of the children'.

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I'm going to make a porno parodying the movie "Alien"

I think the tagline will be, "*In space no one can hear you cream*".

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