A male band member’s manager learns that a local tabloid is looking for something scandalous to write a story about.
Trying to get ahead of whatever is coming, they go ahead and write out a list of rules for their client to follow to try and avoid catching the press’s attention. They emailed the list to the celebrity and told them to follow the instructions very closely.
A few days later, one of the manage...
A British tabloid receives an order for a smear article about an activist...
After two weeks of digging, the assigned reporters go to the editor and shake their heads.
"It's impossible, boss," they say. "There's nothing about the bloke, not even gossip. He doesn't even have a parking ticket. In fact, he's pretty much a saint: the only time his name appears in poli...
Johnny Depp was talking to a friend one day. He explained he was experiencing some minor hearing loss but didn’t want people to know about it. But since yesterday the tabloids began reporting his secret issue, much to his distaste. His friend asked how the secret could’ve possibly gotten out.
Johnny Depp replied: “Rumor has it, Amber Heard.”
What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?
"You discussed me!"
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There was a scientist
That claimed that all ants are constipated. A tabloid sent a reporter to investigate his claims. The reporter traveled miles and miles and reached his expedition in the Amazon, finding him surrounded by students looking in awe at him picking ants off a colony.
The journalist respectfull...