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Lost And Found Jokes

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The lost and found attendant said I couldn't have my lost donkey, so we got into a fight.

Needless to say, I got my ass handed to me.

The U.S. Army really needs a better lost and found

I always hear about people losing their arms, legs and minds.

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Lost and found

I was late home for dinner after goin to the shops and the wife was mad.
I said to her “honey sorry I’m late but a man lost €50”. she said “aww that’s nice were u helping him look for it?” “No” I said “I was fukn standing on it!”

Lost and Found

I was reading the lost and found section of the paper and saw this:

"Found, one black boy's bicycle."

Wonder how they knew?

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A Flight to Israel...

A woman wants to take her dog to Israel, so she goes to the travel agent to find out how. He says, "It's easy. You go to the airline, they give you a kennel, you put your dog in it, when you get off at Tel Aviv go to the luggage rack, and there's your dog.”

So she does, gets off at Tel Aviv,...

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