Commercials Jokes

Apparently, she'd misunderstood when I told her I had six-pack ads

“After just one use, derpatine fixed my knee pain and I can run again!”

“Consult a doctor if you’re experiencing any headaches, nausea, muscle pain, blurry vision, nasal congestion, loss of sight, kidney failure, hernia, heart attacks, strokes or knee pain after using derpatine”

Every time I think I need a new TV, I see a commercial for one. As they’re raving about how fantastic the picture is, I think, ‘Yeah, it DOES look great, my TV must be fine!’ That being said, I think I will buy one if they ever come out in color.

Because he was good at Peddling things.

I mean, I think it’s John Cena’s voice, but I don’t know for sure since I can’t see him…

They have no relation to the program or chanel

They have a blue period.

I hate how they abruptly cut o

just to show him how good he has it.

He's a spokesperson.

On an unrelated note, does anyone know how to get urine stains out of a couch?

Here's my entry:

"Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault and has ruined your life? Next time, use Durex".

I agree, actors aren't real people.

It’s just Shameless plug after Shameless plug.

Any Patriots fan this morning.

Because AT&T has the best coverage

We were watching the commercials and I said these commercials are brainwashing us, our brains are like hard drives and they store all this information, then my dad said "when you get old your brain turns into a soft drive"

Because they're locked in a cage

- What is your last wish?
- To watch the "Young and the Restless" series complete with commercials.

That way I can make late night tv commercials and shout “our prices are Sofa King low!”

so they get bored with all the commercials and suddenly one of the two notices a bald guy in the middle of the front row. So he tells his friend '' 5 bucks if i go smash his head ? ''. The other guy curious about the outcome likes the idea so he agrees. The man stands up goes down the stairs smashes... read more

Two guys are talking about TV commercials. One of them says, “So, I saw this commercial the other day where a bear dressed as park ranger said that only I could prevent wildfires.”

The other guy replies, “Why, that two-timing liar! The other day he told me that _I_ was the only one who coul... read more

The first one says, "Welp, yesterdee muh wife got rear ended on the highway by one of them beer trucks."

The second says, "Shoot. They git 'er good?"

First one says, "Yup. Smashed in 'er backside real good."

The second one says, "What company was it?"

First one says, "Oh ... read more