"On the Road Again" is showing up in more and more commercials lately.

They're getting a lot of mileage out if it, eh?

TIL why Liberty Mutual's commercials are so bad

They only pay for what they need!

I should've realized that before just now...

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In honor of one of the Super Bowl commercials...

So a guy goes to the doctor because his penis is bright orange.

The doctor examines him and says, "I've never seen anything like this before. Are you under a lot of stress at work?"

The guy says, "No."

The doctor says, "If you don't mind my asking, what do you do for a living?"<...

When commercials are selling anti-depressants and say that a side effect could be death,

Are depressed people like "it's a win if I die and a win if I dont?"

I really laugh at all the commercials that companies show me when I'm online. Makes me want to drive over there and tell them in person that they're wasting their money.

Good thing I saved 15% on car insurance.

Perfume commercials make no sense

They have no relation to the program or chanel

According to commercials, women are like Picasso.

They have a blue period.

The guy who built my bicycle wheels also does commercials for the shop.

He's a spokesperson.

I physically force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials,

just to show him how good he has it.

There is only one thing more annoying than the 877-kars-4-kids commercials....

Any Patriots fan this morning.

I hate watching Showtime because they are always showing commercials for their own shows.

It’s just Shameless plug after Shameless plug.

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Wouldn't it be weird to see your friends star in commercials?

Frank was watching TV one night and saw his good friend Bob starring in a Viagra commercial. Frank thought Bob and him were pretty close, so he was surprised he hadn't heard about this before.

He calls to his wife in the other room and says, "Hey Susan, did you know Bob is in a Viagra commerc...

What I hate about commercials

I hate how they abruptly cut o

So I'm sitting there watching TV with my dad when commercials come on.

T.V.: *"Taco Bell's taco 12-pack says, 'my 11 friends and I are set..."*

Me: "HA! More like I'M set."

Dad: "I know, right? You don't even have 11 friends."

Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials?

I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies…

All those car commercials that say "real people, not actors"

I agree, actors aren't real people.

The best part about Netflix is there are no commercials.

On an unrelated note, does anyone know how to get urine stains out of a couch?

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What do you get when you combine shitty, old commercials with audio files?

Aflac

My kids don't beg for toys and I realized it's because they never get to see commercials

Because they're locked in a cage

The Kool-Aid man use to be a broadway actor

He had to turn to commercials after learning he had the inability to stop himself from breaking the fourth wall.

Growing up in Canada, Taco Bell commercials were surprisingly different.

At the end of each ad, they sang: "Make a run...for the border. And then the next border."

Commercials that never made it to air

Here's my entry:

"Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault and has ruined your life? Next time, use Durex".

Two men are sitting in the cinema waiting for the movie to start

so they get bored with all the commercials and suddenly one of the two notices a bald guy in the middle of the front row. So he tells his friend '' 5 bucks if i go smash his head ? ''. The other guy curious about the outcome likes the idea so he agrees. The man stands up goes down the stairs smashes...

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