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On Monday I turned up to a zoo

I was expecting it to be good fun, But there was nothing but a singular dog. It was a shit-zu

What did the vegetable wear to the beach?

A Zu-Kini

My grandfather told me this In German so it might already be posted somewhere here, oh and it's translated

Two guys are riding bicycles down the street.

One of the bikes fenders was loose and was making a loud noise.

So the first guy said to the second guy
"Hey your fender is too loud"

The second guy says "what?"

The first guy speaks louder
"your fender is too loud" <...

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I went to my local city's zoo. They had just one animal. A dog!

It was a shit zu.

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