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Iโ€™m dating a Zumba instructor

But it isnโ€™t working out.
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I'll run on the treadmill, I'll do the elliptical, I will even take a zumba class...

But yoga is a stretch for me.

"So what kind of work do you do?"

"I move cows"

"Oh , so you're a rancher?"

"Not really , I'm a zumba instructor"
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A fitness freak is out for a run one day. She's having a great run, tunes playing through her ear buds, sun shining.

As she sprints blissfully across a road, a massive truck ploughs into her.

The next thing she's aware of is she's standing in a shiny, beautiful place and inately realises, this must be Heaven.

Sure enough, an angel approaches her and tells her, yes she's now in Heaven and gives her a ...
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