I went on a date with someone who also spoke the Zulu language
We clicked right away.
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My grandad was killed by a zulu
He was having a shit in London zoo and the roof fell in.
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I told my friend I had been in Africa gambling with the natives. “Zulu’s?” He asked.
I said nope. I usually won.
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Jewish mother goes to the airport
to meet her daughter, who was returning from a summer abroad. The daughter gets off the plane hand-in-hand with a 7' tall Zulu warrior, with a bone through his hair and nose.
The mother yells at her "I said a *rich* doctor!"
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On a plane ride to South Africa.
A flight going from Cairo to Johannesburg was about half-way through their trip. Out of the blue, the captain made a startling announcement,
"Folks, it seems as though we are having some engine troubles. Now please remain calm, and we'll have an update in 15 minutes."
Obviously everyon...
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Great dynasties of history
Egypt: Ayyubid
South Africa: Zulu
China: Ming
Greece: Helena
Italy: Medici
U.S.: Duck
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Why are native South African Tribesman immune to lightning?
'cause you can't Shaka Zulu.
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