Why is C the only good letter in the English alphabet?
Because the others are Not-Cs
I’m only familiar with 25 letters of the English alphabet.
I don’t know why.
The letters in the English alphabet go to the beach (don't ask me why). Every letter gets sunburned except W, X, Y and Z. Why?
They had UV protection in front.
The taxi drivers in my town are kinda loopy and a little stupid.
I mean they always recommend I take an Uber next time!? They're always forgetting basic skills like the English alphabet so I have to spell it out for 'em, I've had to show them how to use their inhalers several times and without fail they're always asking if I know why they pulled me over.
Gurl, if I could rearrange the alphabet
I would make the first twelve letters be E,T,A,O,I,N,S,H,R,D,L and U. Those being the approximate order of the most frequently appearing letters in the English alphabet.
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