Omega Jokes - 12 Hilarious Omega Jokes

I was hit by a truck carrying a bunch of Omega 3 capsules

It’s okay, I only sustained super fish oil injuries

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I bought two Rottweilers and named them Rolex and Omega

They're watch dogs...

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Somebody just threw a load of Omega 3 pills at me...

Don't worry though, I only suffered super fish oil injuries..

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My friend threw a bottle of omega-3 capsules at me but I wasn’t really injured

Thankfully, they were super-fish-oil injuries

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit with a bottle of omega 3 capsules?

He suffered super-fish-oil injuries

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"Our Lord has many names. The Almighty. The Messiah. The Alpha and the Omega. The Shepard. Howard."

What do you he doesn't go by "Howard"?! Do you not know "The Lord's Prayer":

*Our Father who art in Heaven*

*Howard be thy name*

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So I was in the supermarket this morning and I had an accident when all the Omega-3 feel on me

I'm ok, the manager assured me my injuries where Super fish oil.

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I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City.

Adios Omegas.

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It was time for the day of revelations. The Apocalypse.

The Lord said, "IS ALL IN PREPERATION?"

And his angels said, "Yes, oh, Alpha and Omega! Shall we break the seals?"

And the Lord said, "LET IT BE DONE."

Conquest, War, Famine and Death were then unleashed. As one, they asked in their terrible voices: "Shall we unleash the final ...

Sergei was walking his 2 dogs.

Someone asked their names.
Sergei replied Omega and Rolex.
The person said he has never heard such names for dogs.
Sergei replied that they were Watch dogs.

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I Can't stop watching doomsday films like The End of the World (1916), The War of the Worlds (1953), Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964), The day the Earth stood still (1951) The Omega Man (1971)

It's like there's no tomorrow.

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Primary Beginning: (Small Community) Decent jokes, good laughs.

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