Did you hear about the guy who got hit with a bottle of omega 3 capsules?
He suffered super-fish-oil injuries
Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me
Luckily, I only sustained super fish oil injuries
"Our Lord has many names. The Almighty. The Messiah. The Alpha and the Omega. The Shepard. Howard."
What do you he doesn't go by "Howard"?! Do you not know "The Lord's Prayer":
*Our Father who art in Heaven*
*Howard be thy name*
I Can't stop watching doomsday films like The End of the World (1916), The War of the Worlds (1953), Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964), The day the Earth stood still (1951) The Omega Man (1971)
It's like there's no tomorrow.
So I was in the supermarket this morning and I had an accident when all the Omega-3 feel on me
I'm ok, the manager assured me my injuries where Super fish oil.
Sergei was walking his 2 dogs.
Someone asked their names. Sergei replied Omega and Rolex. The person said he has never heard such names for dogs. Sergei replied that they were Watch dogs.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
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