What are the chances people stop mistaking Link for Zelda?

Hylian likely

I found a Zelda fanfic where Ganondorf took over Hyrule, but for some reason I couldn't click on it

I guess the Link was dead

Life is like a Zelda Game. It doesn't have a tutorial...

...But it has a bunch of annoying guide characters.

YouTubers love "The Legend of Zelda"...

There's almost always a Link in the description.

What did Zelda suggest to Link when diplomacy didn't work?

Try-force

Why is Legend of Zelda better than Star Wars?

It has triple the force.

Stop calling it the Zelda Franchise - It's called the Zelda Chain.

Because there's so many Links

Why was princess Zelda sad after watching a bunch of YouTube videos?

She couldn't find the link in the description.

Metroid and Zelda walk into a bar

The bartender says “that’s not their name”

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U

But mid-way through development they made the switch.

I finally had an entire set of amiibos, except for one Zelda character.

It was my missing link

New Zelda game, starring just the princess, that ties all the story lines together...

"The Missing Link"

What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn’t open the door?

Triforce.

Did you hear about the Legend of Zelda gardening sim?

You play as Link, the hero of Thyme.

Came up with this one 6 years ago. Zelda Lame Joke #18:

What hotel does Link stay at?

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The Hyatt!

My son was playing a Zelda game and I told him it was more effective to lose health during the summer and winter seasons. Confused, he asked why?

I said, that way you don't take any Fall damage.

I tried to find a legend of Zelda driving game soundtrack...

But all I could find was a Link in Park.

Those Zelda games...

...really Link together

Fifty Dollahs Is Fifty Dollahs

Herman and Zelda meet, fall in love, and marry. They're a young couple without much money, but lots of love between them. Every summer, they make a point to attend the county fair because they love walking hand in hand and exploring the attractions. And every summer, there's a helicopter ride at the...

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Moshe wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay. You’ll walk again and everything; however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

Moshe ...

You know what happens when you post a Legend of Zelda song on YouTube...

A copyright strike is imminintendo.

I wanted to show you a new link

but i can't afford the latest Zelda

I knew a website with a lot of zelda stuff

But I forgot the link.

I was making a legend of Zelda joke...

I was making a legend of Zelda joke but it turned into a bigfoot joke.

It was missing a link.

I would make a legend of Zelda joke but...

I don't want to tri and force it...

2 MEN DIED LAST WEEK PLAYING ZELDA GAMES

I think there might be a Link between them

Do you know how you beat shrines in Zelda: Breath of the Wild?

Trials and errors.

My wife was leaving me because I made too many Legend of Zelda references

My wife was leaving me because I made too many Legend of Zelda references. She packed up her suitcase, and she walked out. As soon as she walked out of the door, I noticed that she had left her suitcase here. We live in a bad neighborhood, so she packed some pepper spray in it just in case. I quickl...

I heard a rumor that the next Legend of Zelda game is to be set in a Hyrule version of Spain. No one believes me

They don’t expect a Spanish Link decision

I really wanted to make a Zelda joke

But there is no Links allowed.

The Legend of Zelda Joke

Do you know why Ganon can't use the internet?

There's too many Links.

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Chickens are Illuminati

As of 2011 there is an estimated 19 billion chickens in the world or 3 for every person. What has 3 sides? A triangle. Where can you see triangles? The pyramids. Where are the pyramids? Egypt. What did Egyptians worship? Cats and dogs. Cats and dogs are rivals such as chickens and turkeys. When do p...

What it Princess Zelda's favorite food?

Hot Links

What is Zelda’s favorite app?

LinkedIn

I bet dating Zelda would be fun.

A princess in the streets, but Sheik in the sheets.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce.

*Not my joke, discovered it in my old 90's Nintendo Power magazine*

*EDIT* just realized someone found the same gems that i did

https://www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comments/3t1qt4/some_classic_zelda_jokes_from_an_old_issue_of/

Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda?

To boost his link karma!

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