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Zelda Jokes

What are the chances people stop mistaking Link for Zelda?

Hylian likely

I found a Zelda fanfic where Ganondorf took over Hyrule, but for some reason I couldn't click on it

I guess the Link was dead

Why is Legend of Zelda better than Star Wars?

It has triple the force.

Stop calling it the Zelda Franchise - It's called the Zelda Chain.

Because there's so many Links

Life is like a Zelda Game. It doesn't have a tutorial...

...But it has a bunch of annoying guide characters.

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U

But mid-way through development they made the switch.

The Legend of Zelda Joke

Do you know why Ganon can't use the internet?

There's too many Links.

What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn’t open the door?

Triforce.

I knew a website with a lot of zelda stuff

But I forgot the link.

New Zelda game, starring just the princess, that ties all the story lines together...

"The Missing Link"

Metroid and Zelda walk into a bar

The bartender says “that’s not their name”

I finally had an entire set of amiibos, except for one Zelda character.

It was my missing link

My son was playing a Zelda game and I told him it was more effective to lose health during the summer and winter seasons. Confused, he asked why?

I said, that way you don't take any Fall damage.

What did Zelda suggest to Link when diplomacy didn't work?

Try-force

I wanted to show you a new link

but i can't afford the latest Zelda

Did you hear about the Legend of Zelda gardening sim?

You play as Link, the hero of Thyme.

I really wanted to make a Zelda joke

But there is no Links allowed.

I tried to find a legend of Zelda driving game soundtrack...

But all I could find was a Link in Park.

2 MEN DIED LAST WEEK PLAYING ZELDA GAMES

I think there might be a Link between them

You know what happens when you post a Legend of Zelda song on YouTube...

A copyright strike is imminintendo.

Walking hand in hand, a daughter looks up at her father and asks, "Daddy, what did YOU want to name me?"

"Zelda honey," he responded, "I wanted to name you Zelda. But on the night you were born, mommy said there was no way I was naming you Zelda. You see honey, mommy went through a lot that night, and I was in no position to win naming rights."

"But why Zelda?" she asked.

"Bec...

I want to make a Zelda pun...

But I don’t want to tri and force it

New Zelda game is going to be set in Spain at Christmas time. Story surrounds freeing a fairy’s captured father.

Zelda: Release Navi’s Dad

Playing Legend of Zelda has really improved my work ethic

My boss says that I'm "Hylian Efficient."

Came up with this one 6 years ago. Zelda Lame Joke #18:

What hotel does Link stay at?

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The Hyatt!

My wife was leaving me because I made too many Legend of Zelda references

My wife was leaving me because I made too many Legend of Zelda references. She packed up her suitcase, and she walked out. As soon as she walked out of the door, I noticed that she had left her suitcase here. We live in a bad neighborhood, so she packed some pepper spray in it just in case. I quickl...

Why was princess Zelda sad after watching a bunch of YouTube videos?

She couldn't find the link in the description.

I was making a legend of Zelda joke...

I was making a legend of Zelda joke but it turned into a bigfoot joke.

It was missing a link.

Do you know how you beat shrines in Zelda: Breath of the Wild?

Trials and errors.

I bet dating Zelda would be fun.

A princess in the streets, but Sheik in the sheets.

What it Princess Zelda's favorite food?

Hot Links

What is Zelda’s favorite app?

LinkedIn

I heard a rumor that the next Legend of Zelda game is to be set in a Hyrule version of Spain. No one believes me

They don’t expect a Spanish Link decision

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce.

*Not my joke, discovered it in my old 90's Nintendo Power magazine*

*EDIT* just realized someone found the same gems that i did

https://www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comments/3t1qt4/some_classic_zelda_jokes_from_an_old_issue_of/

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Chickens are Illuminati

As of 2011 there is an estimated 19 billion chickens in the world or 3 for every person. What has 3 sides? A triangle. Where can you see triangles? The pyramids. Where are the pyramids? Egypt. What did Egyptians worship? Cats and dogs. Cats and dogs are rivals such as chickens and turkeys. When do p...

What do the game over screen in the Legend of Zelda and disgruntled redditors have in common?

Link is dead

Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda?

To boost his link karma!

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My girlfriend wanted to dress up as Zelda before sex

I wasn't into it, but that's ok - I don't Link Shame

Fifty Dollahs Is Fifty Dollahs

Herman and Zelda meet, fall in love, and marry. They're a young couple without much money, but lots of love between them. Every summer, they make a point to attend the county fair because they love walking hand in hand and exploring the attractions. And every summer, there's a helicopter ride at the...

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Moshe wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay. You’ll walk again and everything; however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

Moshe ...

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