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Written Language Jokes

Little Johnny was learning about punctuation

The teacher was explaining all of the different punctuation marks.

She listed the comma, question mark and when she got to period; Little Johnny raised his hand.

He asked: Why are periods so important?

The teacher responded: Well, they are a fundamental part of the written langu...

I have a friend who can only read sometimes.

I have a friend who can only understand written language if all the words of a sentence start with the same letter, if not then he can't read at all; that is to say, he's completely alliterate.

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