An English teacher was explaining the differences of poetry and prose to her class.
“Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.”
“This is an example of poetry, but if I wanted to change it to prose I would say, ‘the l...
I wrote down what I thought about mongolian poetry
It has its prose and its Khans
I just got a new job at the prison library
It has its prose and cons.
They started a poetry contest at my local prison But I don't know how I feel about that
There are prose and cons
Most Star Trek fans aren't big into poetry, so I knew that writing and publishing a book of Trek-themed poems would be risky but rewarding.
The project had its prose and Khans.
I can't decide whether to join the bard's college or the thieves' guild...
I guess I'll just have to weigh the prose and cons. :)
Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries?
Because the prose outweigh the cons.
I just got a new job teaching English at a maximum security prison. It's going to be tough but like any other job out there.....
It'll have its prose and cons.
Just got offered a job teaching poetry in prison.
I spent all night thinking about the prose and cons.
I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry
The job has its Prose and Kahns
A man has the opportunity to win a million dollars if he can cross lake Superior in a 16 foot sailboat...
The people sponsoring the challenge give the man two choices of what he can bring on the boat to assist him. He can either bring a large box of novels or two criminals. However, the people running the competition get to choose what the books are and who the criminals are.
The man realizes the...
Can you write a whole paragraph without the letter A?
I wouldn't recommend it.
Honestly, your sentences willl just sound wrong. Everyone will notice you're doing something different. Your writing won't flow smoothly. You'll use weird words.
It's not worth the effort involved in spending time online looking up tons of synonym...
I have plans to start a business reading poetry and short stories to the imprisoned
I call it Prose and Cons
I wrote a book about criminals who just drone on and on about things.
It's called "prose and cons"
I’m writing a book about the advantages and disadvantages of being both an author and a scammer.
It’s called Prose and Cons
I often get asked what it's like to work as both a writer and a scammer...
I just say that it has its own Prose and Cons
A friend of mine wrote a book in prison about ratings systems
It was titled "Prose and Cons"
Why was the prison writing contest canceled?
The warden decided that there were too many cons and not enough prose
I recently started a literature group for inmates
It's got it's prose and cons.
Three prisoners break out of their jail cell.
There is only one prison guard, and he knows he is outnumbered. Instead of trying to take the prisoners down, he shouts “Hey! I don’t think you should do this. You should go back to your cells and wait out your sentence.“ The prisoners laugh, but the guard keeps talking. He gives them every reason w...
I started a program at the local jail to teach creative writing to inmates.
It’s called Prose and Cons
Came up with this joke this morning in the shower.
I took a tour of a prison for poets, at the end the warden asked what I thought of it. I said it has its prose and cons.
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I asked my friend about his time in prison.
"I have mixed feelings. On one hand I was surrounded by the worst society had to offer. I shared cells with thieves, murderers, and rapists. On the other hand the prison library was filled with the best collection of literature that I've ever seen. I don't know. It has its prose and cons."
It's widely known that some members of a prison population become well-read and crafty with words.
Sometimes you can mix prose with cons.
Did you hear about the Star Trek poetry night?
It has it's Prose and Khan's.
Whaddya use to decide whether to host a Star Trek poetry event?
A list of prose in Khans.
My local prison started a program where inmates get together once a week to read poetry
they're calling it "Prose and Cons"
A Star Trek forum exists where Trekkies can debate additions to the universe's lore.
It's called Prose and Khans.
One of my friends is writing a book about the speech patterns of prison and the criminals inside
In other words, the prose and cons of jail
I just finished reading a book by a group of amateur poets...
The poems aren’t bad, but you can tell they’re not prose.
In an alternate universe, Shakespeare’s writings are the easiest to understand
But basic dialogue... is for prose.
What do you call an amateur sports team made up entirely of poets?
I dumped a girl because she wouldn’t let me read poetry.
Prose before hoes.
Two men were chatting in a bar
"So what do you do?"
"Oh, poetry or prose?"
"Neither, I write cartoons"
"No rhyme or reason"
How did Christopher Marlowe keep his writing secret from the other prisoners when he went to jail?
He separated the prose from the cons.
A local prison introduced an English Literature course...
.. during the inmates' free time. The thought behind it was that if the prisoners had lessons on great writers such as Joyce, Hemingway, or Poe it would help them express themselves as well as helping with their rehabilitation back into society. Unfortunately, the program failed. It seems that when ...
What's another name for a ghost writer?
Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter?
Prose before Hose
As a volunteer, I taught a seminar on how to write persuasive speeches at my local prison.
I titled the course: "Prose and Cons".
What's a good thing about a novelist conman?
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?
Prose before hoes.